Post by christian on Feb 23, 2010 21:16:37 GMT
Man sees an sign out side a house talking sbt for sale. He knocks at the door and said can i see the talking dog for sale he said he's in the yard go and see him.
So you can talk can you he the man said, yes i'm max, tell me a bit about youself max, he says.
The staff looks up and says, "Well, I discovered this gift pretty young and I wanted to help the government, so I told the Mi5 about my gift, and in no time they had me
jetting from around the world, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, cause no one figured a dog would be eavesdropping. I was one of their most valuable spies 4 years running. And i was awarded a batch of top medals.
"The jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't getting any younger and I wanted to settle down. So I signed up for part time a job at the airport to do some undercover security work, mostly wandering near suspicious characters and listening in. I uncovered some incredible dealings there, and again was awarded a batch of medals. Ended up being a top stud dog and had aload of puppies, and now I'm just retired."
The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner what he wants for the dog. The owner says "£50."
The guy says he'll buy him, but asks the owner, "This dog is truly amazing."Why on earth are you selling him ?"
The owner replies, "Cos he's fucking a liar."
So you can talk can you he the man said, yes i'm max, tell me a bit about youself max, he says.
The staff looks up and says, "Well, I discovered this gift pretty young and I wanted to help the government, so I told the Mi5 about my gift, and in no time they had me
jetting from around the world, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, cause no one figured a dog would be eavesdropping. I was one of their most valuable spies 4 years running. And i was awarded a batch of top medals.
"The jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't getting any younger and I wanted to settle down. So I signed up for part time a job at the airport to do some undercover security work, mostly wandering near suspicious characters and listening in. I uncovered some incredible dealings there, and again was awarded a batch of medals. Ended up being a top stud dog and had aload of puppies, and now I'm just retired."
The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner what he wants for the dog. The owner says "£50."
The guy says he'll buy him, but asks the owner, "This dog is truly amazing."Why on earth are you selling him ?"
The owner replies, "Cos he's fucking a liar."
